mjwatson:

aliveandquivering:

PLEASE WATCH THE WHOLE THING

if you keep reblogging celebs dumping water all over themselves, even if you’re not, please watch this. please please please watch this.

(via scatteredly)

clitt:

its 2014 and still no fanfic could top this one

(via sadbeautifultragic)

punkbread:

*lies awake at night wondering why im not cute*

(via lohanthony)

“Swearing is unattractive” I’m not attractive anyway so fuck off

(Source: thepretendr, via youmakemegoasdfghjkltjsl)

lesidesi-fucker:

theothhherwomenbby:

mollycroftumlt:

lolsomeone-actually:

ibilateral:

thecraziie:

awsomedean:

slutmost:

every girl can relate to this okay

BAHAHAHAHAHA I MEASURED

10000% done

HAHAHHHAHA,

I think the funniest thing is guys thinking a big dick is better.

Yo, some girls can’t even take a full 6 Inches because it hurts, what do you think 11 Inches would do. Jesus christ.

Dont forget the “what, no invite?? ;)” like shut the fuck up with yo weak ass 7th grade game boy

reblogging that twice as its soo true

Hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha. This.

Hahahahaha

(Source: arouncl, via youmakemegoasdfghjkltjsl)

twerk-it-larry:

This guy is a senior editor at Buzzfeed and I am about that life.

(via hstuyles)

sweatrer:

ur insecure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
i kno what for ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
ur a bitch ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

(via evolutional)

watermellyn:

look at this dog baby

(via woahhalli)